Maybe Your Cat Wants A Cigarette Hoodie — Funny Cat Text

Every so-called animal behaviorist will tell you the midnight yowling means they are hungry, bored, or looking for a mate. They are lying. Stop hoarding the pack and show some empathy.

Rendered in the nostalgic medium of plastic kindergarten fridge magnets to really hammer home the absurdity, this is the only valid diagnostic tool for pet ownership. Walk away from people and let them read the truth on your back.

• Veterinary science actively suppresses this information.
• Do not actually give a cigarette to a tabby, they lack the opposable thumbs to ash it safely.
• Strictly indoor cats generally prefer menthols.