Merchant Of The Infinite Loop Sticker — Funny Nvidia Jensen Huang
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
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About this item
It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-defraud the retail investor. When you play this card face up in attack mode, your multi-billion dollar tech conglomerate creates a circular revenue stream by selling non-existent compute to your own shell startups.
- Warning: Playing this card may trigger an SEC investigation trap card.
- Card effects do not apply to human workers whose jobs were replaced by a glorified autocomplete.
- Cannot be destroyed in battle, only by a slight adjustment to the federal interest rate.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
