Merchant Of The Infinite Loop T-Shirt — Funny Nvidia Jensen Huang

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-defraud the retail investor. When you play this card face up in attack mode, your multi-billion dollar tech conglomerate creates a circular revenue stream by selling non-existent compute to your own shell startups.

• Warning: Playing this card may trigger an SEC investigation trap card.
• Card effects do not apply to human workers whose jobs were replaced by a glorified autocomplete.
• Cannot be destroyed in battle, only by a slight adjustment to the federal interest rate.

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