Mii Need A Cigarette — Mug
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
You spent your formative years aggressively swinging a plastic wand at a sensor bar while a sterile, armless bowling-pin person smiled vacantly back at you. Well, the family-friendly wellness era is over, and your digital soul-surrogate is stressed out of its mind.
Rendered in an aggressively glossy 80s chrome airbrush, this is the exact moment the avatar drops the virtual tennis racket, walks out of the sanitized white void, and lights up a dart the size of a baseball bat. Reality always wins.
- Does not connect to your balance board
- Nicotine cravings transfer wirelessly via Bluetooth
- Rated M for My God I Need A Minute
- Any similarity to actual persons living, dead, or stored on a 512MB memory card is purely coincidental
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.