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Mii Need A Cigarette T-Shirt — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody

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Size: S

Color: Black

Black Navy White

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What you’re actually getting

You spent your formative years aggressively swinging a plastic wand at a sensor bar while a sterile, armless bowling-pin person smiled vacantly back at you. Well, the family-friendly wellness era is over, and your digital soul-surrogate is stressed out of its mind.

Rendered in an aggressively glossy 80s chrome airbrush, this funny retro gamer shirt captures the exact moment the avatar drops the virtual tennis racket, walks out of the sanitized white void, and lights up a dart the size of a baseball bat. Reality always wins.

Does not connect to your balance board
Nicotine cravings transfer wirelessly via Bluetooth
Rated M for My God I Need A Minute
Any similarity to actual persons living, dead, or stored on a 512MB memory card is purely coincidental

A profoundly weird nostalgia tee perfect for casual existential crises, shipping fast to your offline reality.

Product specifications

Product details

Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Fit. Retail fit
Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label
Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front

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Size guide

Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.

Inches / centimeters · sizes offered for this product
Size	Chest width in / cm	Body length in / cm
S	18 / 45.7	28 / 71.1
M	20 / 50.8	29 / 73.7
L	22 / 55.9	30 / 76.2
XL	24 / 61.0	31 / 78.7
2XL	26 / 66.0	32 / 81.3

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Mii Need A Cigarette T-Shirt — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody

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