Mind If A White Boy Get A Little Potion Sticker — Funny Potion Seller

Some battles require the strongest potions, and some battles require whatever diluted, watered-down swill the apothecary keeps behind the counter for casuals. We took the unbearable confidence of the internet's favorite rhetorical question and hurled it headfirst into the high-stakes alchemy of the Potion Seller.

This is for the traveler who is absolutely not going to battle, but who still wants a little treat. A vintage cartoon tribute to unearned swagger, zero constitution stats, and bothering local merchants for their weakest magical brews.

• the fine print:
• my potions are too strong for you, traveler
• does not grant immunity to being roasted by town NPCs
• warning: may cause sudden attempts to explain lore at parties
• respectfully, you cannot handle my potions