Mother Teresa Small Calves T-Shirt — Funny Leg Day Tee

Let the historians debate the miracles. The hardest truth ever delivered to the masses was that nobody loves a man who skips calf raises. This funny leg day t-shirt features the exact marble bust they keep locked deep inside the Vatican vaults because the public simply isn't ready for a saint who demands strict lower-body hypertrophy.

Display this unassailable spiritual doctrine to anyone wearing shorts above the knee at the gym. Fix your pathetic lower leg volume or die unloved, just as it was written.

• Statistically, she is absolutely right about your legs
• The Vatican continues to dodge our inquiries about her one-rep max
• Does not count as penance for skipping leg day

A comfortable retail fit, perfect for wearing while you desperately try to grow your calves.