Nihilist Cat Soccer Dunk T-Shirt — Garfield Nihilism Existential Dread

The social contract is void, the timeline is fractured, and the economy is a collective hallucination. So why are you still playing by the old rules? This majestic 90s-style airbrushed tribute to absolute existential surrender encourages you to mix your sports metaphors and let the void wash over you.

Perfect for wearing to your mandated agile scrum meeting, a doomed family dinner, or just staring into the middle distance while remembering a time when things ostensibly made sense. It is loud, profoundly stupid, and objectively correct.

• Does not constitute actual mental health advice.
• We checked the rulebook and there is no rule against dunking a soccer ball anymore because reality is a flat circle.
• Mondays are officially the least of your problems.

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