Not Fond Of The Police Hoodie — Aliens Skateboarding Anti-police Skate

Look, we aren't saying abolish anything, and we certainly don't want to cause a scene at the skatepark. We're just a couple of pixelated extraterrestrial shredders hitting the halfpipe with a mild, lingering sense of disapproval regarding the current state of law enforcement. It is not raw fury, really. It is just a quiet, dignified distaste wrapped in the most aggressive, drippy graffiti font we could find.

For when you want to stick it to the man, but you also want to make sure the man knows you aren't trying to be outright rude about it. ACAB is just so hostile. We prefer a gentle, polite critique of the state's monopoly on violence while absolutely nailing a sick kickflip over a four-stair.

• Strictly limits radical political action to a disappointed sigh and a 180 ollie.
• Does not constitute probable cause, though they are definitely going to search your backpack anyway.
• Extraterrestrial jurisdiction renders most terrestrial warrants completely irrelevant.

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