NOW That's What I Call Spending All Of Rent On Scratch Offs — T-Shirt

Remember the golden era of compilation CDs? The vibrant, tropical 3D gradients promising endless summer hits? We brought that exact euphoric energy to the gas station counter at 1:45 AM. Nothing screams "party" quite like converting your entire monthly housing budget into a pile of silver shavings and immediate regret.

• Track 1: "The Eviction Notice (Radio Edit)"
• Guaranteed to not win you $5,000 a week for life
• Does not include the little plastic scraper tool you stole from the register
• Best enjoyed with a warm tallboy and quiet desperation

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.