Only 90s Kids Remember Operation Desert Storm Hoodie — 90S Nostalgia

Ah, the 1990s. Dunkaroos, slap bracelets, and rushing home from school to watch green-tinted night vision footage of Baghdad getting completely leveled on live television. Take a sweet trip down memory lane to a simpler time when wars had blockbuster movie titles and 24-hour news networks found their true calling.

Perfect for elder millennials who want to ruthlessly gatekeep their childhood geopolitical interventions. Why romanticize boy bands and dial-up internet when you can romanticize a massive UN coalition air campaign rendered in glorious retro pixel art?

the fine print:

• not responsible for unprompted rants about the military-industrial complex
• does not include a complimentary barrel of crude oil
• highway of death action playset sold separately
• norman schwarzkopf would probably hate this

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