Orange Wizard Of Tariffs Hoodie — Funny Donald Trump Yu-Gi-Oh Card
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day returns
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About this item
You just activated a trap card, and it is doing terrible things to the global supply chain. The Orange Wizard of Tariffs has entered the arena, completely ignoring the basic mechanics of international trade and relying entirely on whatever he watched on television this morning.
Summon this chaotic entity in attack position when you need to immediately crater your own 401(k) to own the establishment. It is highly effective, totally unpredictable, and completely immune to logic-type spells.
- Card effect resolves during the next unhinged press conference.
- Warning: effect damage is dealt directly to domestic consumers.
- Not tournament legal in any functioning democracy.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |