Owner Approved DUI — Funny Novelty Blanket
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
Ships fast, with tracking · Shipping details
Size: 50" × 60"
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
Some decisions are made by committee. Others are made at 3 AM after seven IPAs when you suddenly convince yourself that keeping one eye closed completely eliminates double vision. This novelty blanket is the official seal of the latter. Wrap yourself in questionable choices with this hilarious gag gift throw.
- Does not constitute a valid legal defense in any local, state, or federal jurisdiction.
- May substantially increase insurance premiums just by existing in your living room.
- Field sobriety tests while wrapped in this are strictly considered interpretive dance with higher stakes.
- Not responsible for missing side mirrors or unexplained driveway shrub damage.
A generously sized blanket perfect for passing out on the couch after making terrible choices.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.