Owner Approved DUI Wall Art — Funny Bad Decision Decor

Some decisions are made by committee. Others are made at 3 AM after seven IPAs when you suddenly convince yourself that keeping one eye closed completely eliminates double vision. This funny piece of wall art is the official seal of the latter, making it the perfect gag gift for the friend who makes highly questionable late-night choices.

• Does not constitute a valid legal defense in any local, state, or federal jurisdiction.
• May substantially increase insurance premiums just by hanging in your home.
• Field sobriety tests are strictly considered interpretive dance with higher stakes.
• Not responsible for missing side mirrors or unexplained driveway shrub damage.

An excellent piece of novelty room decor for garages, man caves, or any living space that severely lacks adult supervision.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.