Passive Income Blanket — Funny Landlord Gift
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
Ships fast, with tracking · Shipping details
Size: 50" × 60"
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
They tell you to rise and grind, but the real money is in lying perfectly still while a twenty-four-year-old pays off your second mortgage. True financial freedom isn't a side hustle; it is acquiring a structurally compromised duplex and calling the passage of time a brilliant business strategy.
Celebrate the purest form of modern wealth generation: charging a stranger a premium just to safely exist indoors. This funny passive income blanket is essential gear for your next real estate seminar, portfolio review, or simply ignoring frantic texts about a leaking water heater.
- Does not include a functional radiator
- May cause uncontrollable urges to paint over light switches
- Security deposit automatically forfeited upon eye contact
A generously sized blanket for drafting lease agreements in absolute comfort. Fits couches, beds, and real estate portfolios. Ships fast.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.