Pastel Slasher Waxworks Hoodie — Funny Ghostface
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Color: Blue Jean
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About this item
Nothing says you have heavily medicated your way through trauma quite like turning the most prolific cinematic butchers of the twentieth century into adorable pink aesthetic decor. Watch as two unstoppable titans of bloodlust are violently reduced to slowly melting novelty candles taking cute photo booth snaps together. Why stare into the terrifying abyss of mortality when you can just bask in a warm, strawberry-scented glow?
It is the ultimate triumph of the consumer lifestyle machine over raw, primal terror. They survived bullets, explosions, and decades of terrible reboots, only to be utterly defeated by the pastel soft-girl aesthetic. May they burn in hell, or at least on a minimalist coffee table in a trendy downtown apartment.
- Scent profile: rusted iron, cheap latex, and intense suburban panic
- Do not leave burning near promiscuous camp counselors
- Will eventually melt into an unidentifiable pink puddle of seasonal depression
- Not a substitute for actual therapy
Product details
- Base product. Comfort Colors 1467
- Material. 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Fabric weight. 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)
- Fit. Relaxed fit
- Details. Jersey-lined hood
Flatcord drawstring
Rolled forward shoulders
Sewn-in twill label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Comfort Colors 1467
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 / 50.8 | 27 / 68.6 |
| M | 22 / 55.9 | 28 / 71.1 |
| L | 24 / 61.0 | 29 / 73.7 |
| XL | 26 / 66.0 | 30 / 76.2 |
| 2XL | 28 / 71.1 | 31 / 78.7 |
