Patron Saint of Blocking Mug — Funny Introvert Gift
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $2.01 more
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
Worship at the altar of total digital severance. The pop-psychology clerics told you to protect your peace, so it is time to canonize the holiest act of our age: aggressively slamming a giant red button on anyone who opens a text with 'hey stranger.'
- Does not perform actual miracles.
- Absolves you of all read-receipt guilt.
- Thoughts, prayers, and closure not included.
- Not an acceptable substitute for a restraining order.
An ideal office desk companion or a highly passive-aggressive gift for your most boundaries-obsessed friend.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
