Patron Saint of Blocking Shirt — Funny Anti-Social Tee
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About this item
Worship at the altar of total digital severance with the Patron Saint of Blocking shirt. The pop-psychology clerics told you to protect your peace, so it is time to canonize the holiest act of our age: aggressively slamming a giant red button on anyone who opens a text with 'hey stranger.'
- Does not perform actual miracles.
- Absolves you of all read-receipt guilt.
- Thoughts, prayers, and closure not included.
- Not an acceptable substitute for a restraining order.
An excellent funny introversion gift for anyone who takes boundary setting to extremes. Ready to be worn while ignoring group chats in real time.
Product details
- Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
- Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit. Retail fit
- Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |