Princess Diana 97 Racing Hoodie — Nascar 90S Bootleg Graphic Ford

The timeline where the People's Princess skipped the palace banquets, moved to Daytona, and started trading paint with Dale Earnhardt. This is the hyper-aggressive 90s bootleg racing graphic the world has been unfairly denied, featuring her actual legendary whip: the stealth-black Ford Escort RS Turbo.

We took the sacred visual language of parking lot bootlegs—chrome fonts, excessive lightning, and unnecessarily huge cars—and applied it to the only royal who actually knew how to put the pedal down. It is loud, it is stupid, and it pays deep reverence to the undisputed champion of outmaneuvering the British press.

• Officially sponsored by revenge dresses and pure spite
• Drafting behind a 1997 Ford Escort RS Turbo
• Aerodynamically tuned to completely outrun the House of Windsor
• Does not include a pit crew of disgruntled palace aides

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