Quality Time Under A Prius — Catalytic Converter Shirt

Nothing builds character like a crisp autumn morning, a father's gentle guidance, and the screech of a battery-powered reciprocating saw tearing through the undercarriage of a stranger's hybrid. We took the pure, unadulterated wholesomeness of a 1950s parenting manual and applied it to the cornerstone of the modern street economy: harvesting precious metals in a restaurant parking lot.

Because stealing palladium is a multi-generational legacy, we framed this heartwarming Norman Rockwell felony inside the heaviest, most over-the-top 90s bootleg tribute graphic possible. It is loud, deeply confused, and the ultimate funny catalytic converter meme shirt for the men who taught us how to fence a stolen exhaust component before the cops finish their coffee.

• Will not pay your bail or explain the joke to a judge
• Ideal for family reunions, scrap yards, and court appearances
• Features extreme vintage sentimentality about a Class 6 felony
• Not endorsed by your local neighborhood watch or Prius owners

Offers a true-to-size fit for your next midnight scrap metal run, and ships fast enough for arraignment day.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.