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Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Funny Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
You were out. You had a life. You had plans. And then the paperwork came through and now here you are, re-enrolled by a body you never petitioned, clutching this vinyl decal like it is evidence. The Office of Continued Processing regrets to inform you that your temporary release has been administratively reversed and your Fall Cycle orientation is already in progress. Slap this institutional artifact on your laptop, notebook, or water bottle so everyone knows your escape was officially foiled.
- Status: Re-enrolled. Prior escape noted in file.
- Cycle: Fall. As it always is. As it always will be.
- Adhesion: Permanent, much like your institutional record.
- Exit date: Pending review by a committee that does not meet.
- Appeals process: There is no appeals process. This is the appeals process.
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.