RE-ENROLLED — Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Sticker
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Kindly, Ignore this.
You’re not gonna *not* click this, right?
RE-ENROLLED — Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Sticker
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Estimated delivery between July 25 and July 27.
$4.99
Unit price perYou were out. You had a life. You had plans. And then the paperwork came through and now here you are, re-enrolled by a body you never petitioned, clutching this mug like it's evidence. The Office of Continued Processing regrets to inform you that your temporary release has been administratively reversed and your Fall Cycle orientation is already in progress. Please proceed to your assigned station. Do not ask who authorized this.
The RE-ENROLLED mug is a fat, hand-lettered artifact of institutional recapture — the kind of object that sits on your desk and quietly explains everything about your situation without you having to. Drink from it in class, in a cubicle, or directly in front of whoever made you come back. They'll know. You'll know. The Office thanks you for your continued participation.
- Status: Re-enrolled. Prior escape noted in file.
- Cycle: Fall. As it always is. As it always will be.
- Consent: On file (pre-checked, non-negotiable).
- Exit date: Pending review by a committee that does not meet.
- Issued by: The Office of Continued Processing, Division of Recurring Intake.
- Appeals process: There is no appeals process. This is the appeals process.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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RE-ENROLLED — Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Sticker
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Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
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Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.