Recalled Food Pyramid Hoodie — Fda Recall Skateboarding Propaganda 90S

Remember when the government told you to eat eleven servings of pasta a day for your health? The grain lobby remembers. This rubber-hose propaganda mascot is shredding its way into federal obsolescence just hours before the agency scrubs it from the archives.

A monument to the era when corporate bribery determined our foundational understanding of nutrition. Grab one while mainlining high-fructose corn syrup and waiting for the dietary guidelines to update again.

• Brought to you by Big Carbohydrate
• 11 to 15 servings of pure lobbying
• Shredding the updated nutritional guidelines
• Warning: contains obsolete federal guidance

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