Quit Your Fussin Take Your Tussin — Robotripping Parody T-Shirt

For when you need to serve and protect the streets of Detroit but also just downed a family-sized bottle of over-the-counter cough medicine. The Quit Your Fussin' Take Your Tussin' tee features our favorite chrome-plated law enforcement officer ascending into the dextromethorphan dimension, surrounded by a heavy fog of neon rainbow smoke.

• Directives: 1. Serve the public trust 2. Protect the innocent 3. Uphold the law 4. See God in a pharmacy aisle
• Perfect for cyberpunk enthusiasts and anyone who vividly remembers the taste of thick red cherry syrup
• Guaranteed to make your local pharmacist do a double-take

This classic unisex graphic tee offers a comfortable retail fit for all your cybernetic, mildly hallucinatory adventures.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.