Self-Incriminating Personality Test Hoodie — Personality Test Comic

Human Resources wants to know if you are a well-adjusted team player, so they handed you this totally normal self-assessment. Unfortunately, you have accidentally admitted to three major personality disorders and a mild prejudice just by the chaotic way you filled in the little boxes.

A hand-drawn psychological trap for anyone who thinks self-awareness is a measurable metric. Put this on display at your next mandatory wellness seminar, performance review, or first date to let them know exactly what kind of unoptimized mess they are dealing with before they even open their mouths.

• Scores are final and legally binding in the court of public opinion
• Aggressively checking 'No' automatically counts as 'Yes'
• Asking why we are asking guarantees a failing grade on the paranoia section
• Your manager already knows the answers anyway