Sermon on the Squat Rack Sticker — Funny Jesus Gym Humor
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Blessed are the shredded, for they shall inherit the earth. If your physical temple is looking a little soft around the foundation, it's time to stop praying and start loading the barbell. Theology is great, but getting your arms over twenty inches is the only true form of spiritual warfare.
A historically dubious but spiritually accurate portrait reminding everyone that salvation is strictly reserved for the physically enormous. Wear it to the gym, wear it to Sunday service, or wear it while aggressively judging strangers who skip leg day. Repent your cardio.
- Does not grant absolution for terrible form.
- Guaranteed to severely agitate a youth pastor.
- Turns water into wine, but mostly just into whey isolate.
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