Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Funny Surreal Jigsaw Puzzle
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Remember the wholesome elementary-school directive of 'Silent Reading'? We’ve brought it back through brutal literalism. Presenting a severed human tongue repurposed as a catalog-perfect classroom supply. The sincere presentation makes this visceral body horror laugh-out-loud funny, transforming your coffee table into a deeply unsettling educational environment.
- For teachers who have finally snapped
- An excellent weird gift for true crime podcast addicts
- Guaranteed to ruin family game night
- Do not attempt to put it in your mouth, no matter what the voices say
A bizarre and unforgettable novelty puzzle that makes the perfect gag gift for horror fans and disgruntled educators alike.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.