Slasher Tubby Time Hoodie — Funny Teletubbies Ghostface Smoking Weed

There comes a time in every generation when the defining cultural icons of the decade must put aside their differences, sit in a meadow of daisies, and pass a massive joint. It turns out the only thing standing between a bloodthirsty Woodsboro serial killer and absolute peace on earth was some premium sticky icky and a giant purple alien with a TV in its stomach.

Rendered in the soothing, nostalgic style of a retro children's book, this is the exact intersection of late-90s slasher trauma, toddler programming, and adult coping mechanisms. The sun baby is definitely contact-high, and nobody is getting gutted like a fish today.

• The Fine Print:
• Not responsible for what happens when the munchies hit and all you have is a bowl of pink Tubby Custard.
• The Noo-Noo is currently vacuuming up the roaches and is completely geeking out.
• Do not invite Sidney Prescott to the meadow; she will absolutely ruin the rotation.

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