Snitches Get Sawdust T-Shirt — Funny Woodworking Tee

We pride ourselves on an open-door policy, provided that door leads directly to the industrial woodchipper. Out here, complaining to the labor board or pointing out that the ventilation system violates federal law is considered a severe breach of our tight-knit family culture. The Snitches Get Sawdust t-shirt is an uncompromising reminder that loyalty is the highest virtue on the shop floor. Ideal for the carpenter, woodworker, or shift supervisor who runs a tight ship, enforces a suspiciously loose safety protocol, and has a very specific definition of resolving issues internally.

• OSHA inspectors will be aggressively redirected
• Grievances are rapidly processed via the band saw
• The shop owner has investigated himself and found no wrongdoing
• Whistleblowers will be efficiently repurposed as landscaping mulch

A comfortable everyday fit perfect for your next shift in the woodshop or standing menacingly by the lathe.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.