Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Shirt — Funny War for Oil

Some people look at a sovereign nation sitting on three billion barrels of unrefined sweet crude and see a complex geopolitical situation. We see a country in desperate need of immediate, airborne, high-yield democracy. Get in on the joke with a funny political satire shirt that celebrates the time-honored tradition of turning foreign sand into domestic profit with a design so unapologetically loud it just secured a trillion-dollar defense contract.

• 100% chance of escalating regional tensions
• May cause spontaneous singing of the national anthem near pipelines
• Fully endorsed by a guy named Dick who sits on five corporate boards
• Not responsible for any accidental regime changes

An aggressive, unsubtle statement piece perfect for Fourth of July parties, election season, or asserting dominance at the gas pump.