Spreading Democracy — Funny Political Satire Sticker

The official slogan of every coup, every bagman, every smiling attaché who never officially existed. Rendered here on a premium vinyl sticker in the warm, consequence-free aesthetic of 1930s rubber-hose animation—because that's exactly how it was always sold to you. Uncle Sam and the general are both having a great time. The money is very large. Nobody is being recorded.

Slapping this political satire decal on your laptop or water bottle is not an accusation. It is a citation. The phrase is doing exactly what it has always done: describing the precise opposite of what it means. Issued by the Weird Castle Foreign Policy Outreach Division. Budget: classified. Results: also classified.

• ✦ The fine print: no USG officials were harmed in the making of this sticker, as none of them were ever officially there
• ✦ Ideal for laptops, water bottles, and classified diplomatic pouches
• ✦ Not responsible for any democratic institutions that fail to survive the adhesive
• ✦ The medals on the general are decorative and entirely self-awarded

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.