Squeal To The Feds Hoodie — Porky Pig Snitch Informant Fbi Cartoon
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
Childhood innocence is dead, and your favorite cartoon livestock is currently wearing a wire. He looks friendly, but he has already handed over your group chat logs to secure immunity for interstate racketeering.
Perfect for interrogations, grand jury testimonies, or just letting your circle know exactly where your loyalties lie when the black SUVs roll up. Do not let the cheerful smile fool you; this little guy sings like a canary.
- Fully compliant with ongoing federal investigations
- Not legally permitted to discuss the terms of the plea deal
- B-b-b-b-b-b-usted
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
