Stable Is For Horses Hoodie — Stable Thats for Horses Skeleton Meme

You aren't processing your trauma; you are repressing it until it forms a glowing red orb in your skull. Therapy is expensive, but telling people you are built different while projecting the aggressive aura of a 2006 gas station decal is a lifestyle choice.

Perfect for family reunions, mandatory HR meetings about your recent outbursts, and anywhere else people keep cautiously suggesting you 'talk to someone.' You are operating at maximum psychic capacity and letting the world know that emotional regulation is strictly an equestrian problem.

the fine print:

• does not replace court-ordered psychiatric intervention
• glowing red eyes are fueled entirely by pure, unadulterated spite
• the corporate wellness committee has already placed a copy of this in your file
• we do not know what kind of horses you are talking about, please stop yelling

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