Stand Your Groundcover Sticker — Funny HOA Lawn Care

There is no American psychosis quite as pure and terrifying as a suburban homeowner defending a freshly aerated lawn. Behind every wholesome neighborhood watch and Homeowners Association lies a dormant, heavily armed paramilitary unit just waiting for an unapproved hedge height to justify extreme measures.

We took the classic 1950s suburban patriarch and equipped him for the modern NIMBY holy war. Slap this funny vinyl decal on your water bottle, laptop, or riding mower, because when the sanctity of your cul-de-sac's property value is threatened by a stray dandelion, a passive-aggressive warning letter just won't cut it.

• Bylaw 4.1.2: Trespassers will be mulched for the Kentucky Bluegrass.
• Standard issue for all HOA compliance officers and militant lawn dads.
• Not legally recognized as a 'Stand Your Ground' defense in court (yet).

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.