Still Unpacking — Sticker

Everyone has 'a lot to unpack' these days. It is the polite, sanitized buzzword you use to casually hint at your deep psychological damage over a $14 iced matcha. We decided to strip away the clinical euphemisms and render your trauma as a literal, physical nightmare: a manic cardboard mascot violently ripping its own contents out of its skull.

Forget quiet journaling and pastel Instagram infographics. Self-improvement is a visceral, ugly, endless loop of hauling trash out of the basement of your own brain. Let everyone know that your emotional baggage isn't just a metaphor—it's an active, bleeding hostage situation.

• Officially certified by the Bureau of Weaponized Therapy-Speak.
• Guaranteed to make your next casual check-in highly uncomfortable.
• Disclaimer: We are not licensed professionals and this will not fix you.
• Do not attempt to fold flat.