Stone Cold Steve T-Shirt — Blues Clues 90S Nostalgia Wrestling Bootleg

Wholesome 90s daytime television meets the Attitude Era. One is a bald, aggressive maniac who screams at inanimate objects and desperately needs a beer. The other is Stone Cold Steve Austin. We smashed the gentlest man on television into the Texas Rattlesnake in glorious, deep-fried 90s bootleg glory.

Finally, a childhood icon ready to hit a Stunner on a cartoon mailbox and smash two juice boxes over its shattered remains. It is for the generation raised on both radical empathy and unhinged steel chair shots to the cranium. And that is the bottom line, because a blue dog said so.

the fine print:

• handy dandy notebook now used strictly for recording grudges
• do not attempt to put mr. salt in a sleeper hold
• if you want to see me stomp a mudhole in a talking side table, give me a hell yeah

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