Stop Believing In Horses Mug — Funny Conspiracy Theory Gift
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About this item
They want you to believe in a 1,200-pound nervous prey animal that sleeps standing up, wears iron shoes, and lets teenagers ride it over wooden fences. It is the sloppiest psyop in human history. Big Barn has been feeding you lies since childhood to push their lucrative oat agenda and sell expensive saddles to gullible aristocrats.
Sip your morning brew from this graphic denial of objective reality and start waking up the sheep. It is time to stop pretending. If you think you have ever touched one, you were petting a government-funded fiberglass animatronic. The perfect funny conspiracy theory gift for anyone who knows the truth about the equine deep state.
- 100% immune to equine propaganda
- The Kentucky Derby is a deepfake staged in Burbank
- Do not attempt to feed carrots to this vessel
- Oats are strictly for human consumption
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