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Stop Believing In Horses — Funny Conspiracy Theory Poster
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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About this item
They want you to believe in a 1,200-pound nervous prey animal that sleeps standing up, wears iron shoes, and lets teenagers ride it over wooden fences. It is the sloppiest psyop in human history. Big Barn has been feeding you lies since childhood to push their lucrative oat agenda and sell expensive saddles to gullible aristocrats.
Slap this graphic denial of objective reality on your wall wherever the sheep congregate. This funny conspiracy theory poster is the perfect piece of unhinged home decor to let houseguests know you are awake. If you think you have ever touched a horse, you were petting a government-funded fiberglass animatronic.
- 100% immune to equine propaganda
- The Kentucky Derby is a deepfake staged in Burbank
- Do not attempt to feed carrots to the illusion
- A perfectly weird gift for truth-seekers and internet scholars
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
