Stop Believing In Horses Sticker — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy
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They want you to believe in a 1,200-pound nervous prey animal that sleeps standing up, wears iron shoes, and lets teenagers ride it over wooden fences. It is the sloppiest psyop in human history. Big Barn has been feeding you lies since childhood to push their lucrative oat agenda and sell expensive saddles to gullible aristocrats.
Slap this funny conspiracy theory sticker wherever the sheep congregate. It is the perfect weird gift for the truth-seeker in your life or a great way to confuse people at the coffee shop. If you think you have ever touched one, you were petting a government-funded fiberglass animatronic.
- 100% immune to equine propaganda
- The Kentucky Derby is a deepfake staged in Burbank
- Do not attempt to feed carrots to the illusion
- Oats are strictly for human consumption
A hilarious truth-bomb to slap on your laptop, notebook, or whatever else needs freeing from the matrix.
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