Stop Believing In Horses T-Shirt Fake Conspiracy Meme

They want you to believe in a 1,200-pound nervous prey animal that sleeps standing up, wears iron shoes, and lets teenagers ride it over wooden fences. It is the sloppiest psyop in human history. Big Barn has been feeding you lies since childhood to push their lucrative oat agenda and sell expensive saddles to gullible aristocrats.

Wear this denial of objective reality and spread the truth wherever the sheep congregate. It is time to stop pretending. If you think you have ever touched one, you were petting a government-funded fiberglass animatronic.

• 100% immune to equine propaganda
• The Kentucky Derby is a deepfake staged in Burbank
• Do not attempt to feed carrots to the illusion
• Oats are strictly for human consumption

The perfect ironic unisex top for casual truth-telling.

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