Stop The Car 99c Sloppy T-Shirt — Funny White Castle

There are only three valid reasons to violently grab the steering wheel from the passenger seat: an oncoming semi-truck, a sudden heart attack, and the glowing roadside promise of ninety-nine cent sloppy wet meat. This captures the pure, feral panic of a primate realizing the car is passing the exit for a digestive catastrophe that costs less than a parking meter.

Some art asks polite questions about the human condition. This one just shrieks in unhinged Impact font while risking a fatal traffic collision for a discount sandwich. A tribute to our worst impulses, poorest dietary choices, and the primal urge to scream until the vehicle comes to a complete halt.

• The fine print:
• Requires a three-lane illegal merge to properly execute
• Nutritional value legally classified as a biological threat
• Guaranteed to cause a physical altercation in the car
• If you miss the exit you do not deserve the meat