Surveillance State Cam Girls T-Shirt — Funny Privacy

Framed in a classic western rope border with a watchful set of eyes, this vintage-style woodcut design tells the truth about modern privacy. If they are going to watch you eat cereal in your underwear, the least they could do is throw a few digital tokens your way.

• the fine print:
• Walking past a smart fridge constitutes a legally binding broadcast agreement.
• Your assigned FBI agent prefers it when you look directly into the lens.
• The frontier is dead, but your browser cache is immortal.

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