Tabletop Position Sticker — Deadpan Pop Music Joke
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
For the girlies who treat intimacy like a beginner's pilates warm-up. Spine absolutely rigid, wrists locked, ninety-degree angles straight across the board, just waiting for the acoustic set to drop.
- Core strength off the charts, unfortunately.
- Spine remains strictly parallel to the floor.
- Zero pelvic tilt detected.
- Mentally rehearsing a pop chorus.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
