Tactical Dowsing — Mug
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Some countries use a forked wooden stick to find water. We use a three-trillion-dollar mechanized air fleet to find hydrocarbons. It is basically just geology with better acoustics and a significantly more aggressive negotiating stance. This grungy collage celebrates the greatest romance of the modern era: heavy artillery and sweet, unrefined petroleum.
Wear it to your next geopolitical debate, defense contractor shareholder meeting, or while pretending to understand why gas still costs this much. It is the quiet part screamed out loud, hastily photocopied at the local library, and glued directly to a tank tread.
- 100% chance of sudden democratic intervention
- Not responsible for missing national reserves
- Highly effective at securing shareholder value
- May cause spontaneous regime change
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
