
That Feeling When The CIA Hides My Clicker T-Shirt — Surreal Meme
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day returns
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About this item
You know exactly who took it. It wasn't in the couch cushions, it wasn't under the dog, and it sure as hell didn't just walk away. The Central Intelligence Agency has authorized a covert operation to mildly inconvenience your Tuesday night viewing schedule, and this deep-fried transmission is the only proof you have left.
Stop blaming your own lack of object permanence and start pointing fingers where they belong: Langley, Virginia. A completely unhinged, visually radioactive meme for anyone who knows the deep state's primary objective is keeping you from turning up the volume on Ancient Aliens.
- Warning: May cause localized Havana Syndrome when changing channels.
- The glowing red eyes mean they are currently monitoring your streaming queue.
- Not guaranteed to protect your Roku from federal wiretaps.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |