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The Commission — Season 1 Mural — Tee
$2999
Size: S
Color: Black
About this item
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
- Printed on demand, which means nobody has touched it, which is the highest form of hygiene.
- Ships from a castle that does not appear on any map, tax filing, or list of buildings.
- Arrives before the war. Everything here arrives before the war.
Painted by the residents of r/WeirdCastle, one tile at a time, over a full week — Season 1 of The Commission. 170 tiles, placed by strangers who could paint over each other and frequently did. Whatever the crowd left at the end of the week is what we printed. No edits, no adult supervision.
Ten shirts. That is the whole run. Five black, five white, one of each size from S to 2XL. There is no restock and no second printing — when your size goes, it stays on the shelf marked sold out, as a record that you were here when it happened.
$2999
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | August 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #42 in things nobody requested |
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