The Commission Season 1 — Unsupervised Crowdsourced Art T-Shirt
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
Welcome to the visual embodiment of internet anarchy. Season 1 of The Commission gave complete strangers a shared digital canvas to paint, overwrite, and battle over until the board locked. We took whatever feral, unsupervised masterpiece survived the final second and put it on a shirt. No edits, no moderation, no apologies.
- Extreme Scarcity: Exactly ten exist on earth. Five black, five white.
- No Restocks: When your size is gone, it becomes internet history.
- Unregulated Aesthetics: A wearable testament to crowdsourced chaos.
- Conversation Starter: Perfect for explaining obscure web lore to people who did not ask.
The Commission runs monthly: one shared board anyone can paint, no account needed, at the-commission. The Season 5 board locks 1 October 2026 at 14:00 UTC — whatever is on it then is what gets printed next.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
10 left in the entire batch.
- S 2
- M 2
- L 2
- XL 2
- 2XL 2
When a size runs out it is not restocked. The next mural is a different shirt.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |