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The Commission, Season 3 Mural — T-Shirt

The Commission, Season 3 Mural — T-Shirt

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$2999
Color: Black
Size: S
Size guide

True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.

SizeChest widthBody length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833

About this item

  • What it is. Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz. Heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend.
  • Unisex fit with a ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams, so it keeps its shape.
  • Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. The design sits in the fabric, not on top of it.
  • Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
  • Care. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
  • Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
SizeLength (in)Chest width (in)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226

Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.

Painted by the residents of r/WeirdCastle, one tile at a time, over a full week — Season 3 of The Commission. Whatever the crowd built, we printed. No edits, no adult supervision.

Ten shirts. That is the whole run. Five black, five white, one of each size from S to 2XL. There is no restock and no second printing — when your size goes, it stays on the shelf marked sold out, as a record that you were here when it happened.

$2999
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BrandPrintify
DepartmentEverything
Item typeT-Shirt
Date first availableAugust 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
ManufacturerThe Machine (does not sleep, does not ask)
Country of originContested
Batteries requiredNo. Conviction required.
Best Sellers Rank#8 in things nobody requested

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