The Dicksucking Factory Graveyard Shift T-Shirt — Funny Blue Collar

Some people build cars. Some people mine coal. You clock in at midnight, put on your hardhat, and do the grueling, jaw-breaking labor that keeps this great nation running.

A vintage tribute to the unsung heroes of the graveyard shift. Wear it to family reunions, union meetings, or anywhere you need people to know you put in an honest, agonizing night's work on the assembly line.

• Overtime is mandatory and compensated strictly in jaw pain.
• OSHA will not be investigating the ergonomics of this facility.
• Please stretch your temporomandibular joint before operating heavy machinery.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.