The Great Foo Dam Sticker — Funny Foo Fighters Meme
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
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About this item
No one asks what happens if the dam breaks. We just sleep soundly in our beds, blissfully unaware of the crushing, incomprehensible volume of pure Foo massing at our borders. It takes a monumental civic infrastructure project to keep the Foo at bay, and we owe our continued survival to the brave structural integrity of the Foo Fighters.
This is a literal depiction of the only thing standing between a functioning civilization and a catastrophic, society-ending wave of Foo. Rendered as a classical marble relief, because holding back the flood is the most important job on earth.
- If the Foo breaches the wall, society falls in under an hour.
- We do not know what the Foo is, and we do not want to find out.
- Thank a Foo Fighter today.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.