The Great Foo Dam T-Shirt — Funny Foo Fighters Meme

No one asks what happens if the dam breaks. We just sleep soundly in our beds, blissfully unaware of the crushing, incomprehensible volume of pure Foo massing at our borders. It takes a monumental civic infrastructure project to keep the Foo at bay, and we owe our continued survival to the brave structural integrity of the Foo Fighters.

This is a literal depiction of the only thing standing between a functioning civilization and a catastrophic, society-ending wave of Foo. Rendered as a classical marble relief, because holding back the flood is the most important job on earth.

• If the Foo breaches the wall, society falls in under an hour.
• We do not know what the Foo is, and we do not want to find out.
• Thank a Foo Fighter today.