The Less I Know The Better PSA Sticker — Parody More You 80S Retro
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
Remember when public service announcements just told you not to smoke crack instead of mathematically proving the ocean is boiling? We miss when ignorance was a lack of funding, not a vital survival strategy. The human brain was built to track seasonal berries and local predators, not to process the hourly, high-definition mental breakdowns of eight billion strangers.
A glowing, nostalgic synthwave star delivering the only valid advice left in the information age. Shut the laptop. Turn off the router. Let the warm, heavy blanket of plausible deniability wash over you.
- Works best when aggressively avoiding the timeline
- Will not protect you from microplastics, but at least you will not be thinking about them
- The official sponsor of minding your own damn business
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
